A smiling person is a friendly person. They say a frown is a smile upside down, whenever you feel that smile starting to slip remember some of these laughter lines and remain positive:
*Joke of the week*
Q. Why were E.T's eyes so BIG? A. He had just seen the phone bill!
Q. What was E.T short for? A. His legs!
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A photographer wants to take some aerial shots of his neighbourhood and arranges a flight at his local aerodrome. The photographer is directed to the runway and told that his plane is waiting for him. The photographer sees a light aircraft with its engine running and gets in. 'Lets go', he tells the pilot and the plane taxis down the runway and takes off. 'Okay', says the photographer. 'If you do a low pass over the bridge I'll take some pictures'. 'Why do you want to do that?', asks the pilot. 'It's what I do', says the photographer. 'I'm a photographer, I take pictures'. The pilot replies, 'Y'mean - you're not the flight instructor?'
Q. Why are mountain climbers curious? A. They always want to take another peak!
Q. What do you get when you cross a godfather with a lawyer? A. An offer you can't understand!
Q. Where do you find a down-and-out octopus? A. On squid row!
Q.Why was the archaeologist upset? A.His job was in ruins!
Did you hear about the cowboy dressed in brown paper? He was arrested for rustling!
Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, 'Do you know how to drive one of these things?'
Q. What do you call a girl on the horizon? A. Dot
Q. What do you call a man in a cooking pot? A. Stu
Q. What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? A. Cliff
Q. What goes brumm,broom and goes a hundred miles an hour under water? A. A Motor-Pike!
Q. What did the computer do at lunchtime? A. Had a byte!
I had low blood pressure. My Doc sent me a bill. I'm fine now.
Doctor, Doctor I feel like an Apple.'We must get to the core of this'
Q Why did the scanner get detention? A. For copying!
A man goes to the Doctor and says 'Doctor, Doctor, Ive got a Strawberry growing out of my head'. The Doctor replies 'Dont worry Sir, Ive got some cream for that'!
Q.What do you call a frenchman whose always wearing sandals? A. Phillippe Flop!